Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Ashland Reprieve

A new rule was instituted yesterday morning after breakfast at the Wandering Goat in Eugene.  No farting in the van when we’re loading up!  Devon wanted the rule to be no farting at all in the van, and Ryan was too busy laughing at his van clearing capacities to defend himself, but once Noble pointed out that Devon had already broken that rule himself, it was revised.  Aura turned her phone on to get directions and immediately picked up coverage on the butt stink network.  How apt.

We rolled on through OR toward Ryan’s big sis Kristi’s house in Ashland.  Like all of Ryan’s family, she’s super supportive of her brother’s musical endeavors.  Sisters Sarah and Emily (along with Emily’s husband Austin) came to the show in Portland, and came next morning for an informal screening of the new music video (which sister Sarah helped film).  Sister Kristi came up for the show in Eugene, excited to see the Horde & the Harem live for the first time.  Now we were heading to her place where she lives with daughter Flora for a little family night and some rest from performing.

Aura took the wheel for the day’s drive, and while the boys watched movies and read in the back, we talked a bit about life back in Seattle.  Aura moved up there about 2 years ago to be close to her brother and his kids when their mother passed away.  In addition to her family responsibilities, Aura teaches piano classes to students from 4 to 40, and works part-time in a coffee shop.  She knows Ryan and Noble from their days back in Santa Cruz where Ryan and she took all their Opera classes together. 

About a year ago, Aura started dating boyfriend Dave.  She met him at a coffee shop she worked at across the street from Dave’s apartment building.  Days before she was about to quit, she told Dave that she would be leaving, and was excited that her then crush insisted they hang out away from work.  Now they’re swapping pictures of potential houses together, and she’s getting him to pick up the trumpet he’d neglected since high school…

Ashland is a cute little bubble of progressiveness in the more rural/republication Southern OR at large.  The van pulled right up to a friendly community yoga studio, where some of us did deep squats to expel the cafa of winter and tour living.  We were just grabbing sandwiches after when Noble came up with a flyer for open mic.  Why not?  We toted some instruments over to the Black Swan (an affiliate theater for the OR Shakespeare Company) and put names on the list.

The room was a packed one, surprising for a Monday.  The night featured some slam poets and hip hop artists, and the audience was an eclectic one.  I sat next to Holly, a woman in her 60s, who’d moved to town about 12 years ago after coming up for the festival performances for many years before that.  She told me about the green shows (informal outdoor shows before each festival performance), about the 12 different plays each season, and about the one outdoor Elizabethan and 2 indoor theaters whose capacities range from 150 to 1200.  She was pleased with the new management of the company, and noted a couple times how well they were doing at diversifying the offerings.  She’d never heard any slam poetry before, and was excited to see what it was all about.

Despite it’s being billed as an open mic, MC Claudia had a lot of the first 1.5 hours slotted for scheduled performers.  Some were awesome – Cornflower did two beat box jams with his loop pedal which were pretty inspired (and only a mite hippie spiritual), and another young guy did a great accapella performance of “No Contact,” a really funny and prettily rendered response to break-up.  The feature performer, though, fell right over the line of inspired to trite with his slam poems about fatherhood, religion, sexual feeling, etc, etc, etc.  Perhaps if he’d honored the spirit of open mic and shut up after a more reasonable 25 minutes.  Forty-five minutes and an epic mess-up later, he was still rambling on and rumpling papers.  Give up the stage! 

A quick check of the clock, and thoughts of visiting with Ryan’s niece Flora at a decent hour, had us sneaking out after feature fail.  We spent the rest of the night playing LIFE and eating grilled cheese at the kitchen table at Kristi’s house.  Flora was quite the little hostess, ushering the cats about and out of the way and showing us to towels and showers.  Thanks, Kristi and Flora, for a much needed respite!

Monday, March 7, 2011

And before I forget... Come see us!!!

TOUR DATES:

3.4 @ Sunset Tavern (Seattle)
3.5 @ The Woods (Portland)
3.6 @ Sam Bond's Garage (Eugene)
3.8 @ Luigi's Slice and Funhouse (Sacramento)
3.9 @ Hotel Utah (San Francisco)
3.10 @ Audie's Olympic (Fresno)
3.11 @ Crepe Place (Santa Cruz)
3.12 @ The Soda Bar (San Diego)
3.13 @ The Satellite (Los Angeles)
3.14 @ The Sail Inn (Tempe)
3.15-20 @ ...TBA.... (Austin)

For specific show times, see www.thehordeandtheharem.com

And if you buy me a beer, I'll post your picture here :)

If you can't beat em, join em (in the kitchen for a dance party)

We made it to Sam Bond's Garage in Eugene, OR just in time to check out the last 30 minutes of the open stage bluegrass jam (strings only) and eat yummy pizza, sandwiches and vegan cookies.  I set up the merch booth right next to Olin's group, who that night actually had their own merch girl, Dezi, who also happened to house us and some Olin boys that evening.  She's a cute junior at the U of O studying biological anthropology and business, and dreaming of promoting bands after graduation.  Given that she's hosted four bands in the last month in her house in Eugene, I'd say she's well on her way.

Zak, a 40ish man reading the paper when we came in, struck up a conversation with me about being on the road.  He'd worked for the BLM and the National Forest Service, and talked about traveling from February to October.  Each subsequent year on the job, his sleeping set-up became more sophisticated.  By the end he had a cool trailer with bunk and propane stove, which he pulled behind his truck and right into the campsite each night.  Now he's staying in Eugene as a consultant for waterways and invasive species management.  He says that Eugene is the kind of spot that bands look at as a fuel stop on the way to Portland or San Fran (depending on their directionality).  I wonder though what the local music scene is with the vibrant college community, and if maybe Zak was just a little wistful for his days on the road.  That sparkle in his eyes talking of forest restoration in the Pac NW, and following the snow line up, down, and all over the Cascades tells me my assumption is a solid one.

Sam Bond's is a pretty awesome hang-out.  There's a huge stylized tin longhorn chained up over the stage, and a mini barnyard door at the back to load and unload the equipment.  All the benches and tables are of rough-hewn logs and the beers (all local OR micro-brew) are served in mason jars.  Holla Eugene.  The sound was a little cooky last night, especially when Olin took the stage.  That definitely didn't deter their number one fan, a drunken graying gentleman who got a crew to move tables and dance for the last few songs of the set.

I thought after such a chill night at Sam Bond's that the evening would progress likewise, but Ryan got a fire in his eye, and Devon wanted to make a good night of his first with the band, and Geoff really likes Burlesque, and Noble is always down when he's got on his mohawk knit winter hat.  We ended up at 2 am outside of John Henry's after a very loud, obnoxious burlesque show where Iron Maiden featured prominently (some of the worst Burlesque I've ever seen, actually).  The scene at the house was likewise rowdy.  Dezi is a very accommodating hostess (thanks Dezi!).  She was happy to keep her sharp grey boots and red-hot lipstick on for dance parties in her kitchen.  She's also happy to supply the band with a sailor's hat, a jar of corn whiskey, and some colanders when the shirts come off.  Ryan, Noble, and Geoff just love to take those shirts off and rub all up on one another, and anyone else consensual enough to join in.  Devon is more happy to supply DJ capacities if Noble will relinquish the ipod for a moment.  And Thor is happy to also step it with his old band mates til 4, even as though his straight-edge ways means that his fuel is far different than the rest of the crowds...

We all crashed on the floor of Dezi's loft.  The last night's conversation turned to lady friends and music - as all conversations these days tend.  After Devon confessed how hard it was to break up with the three girls he'd been seeing for the one he really likes, Ryan turned to me to whisper from the folds of his sleeping back.  That's why we love Devon so much - he's such a lover.  He loves em all and when he loves your songs, he plays them so, so well...

Yeah, there's that, and there's also Devon's sage advice.  Don't use names!  Then you won't mix them up!  Each girl gets a unique nickname, especially the one's you care about.  But given names.  Only to be uttered to the favorites...

Aura was freshest of us all this morning as we stretched out the kinks from floor sleeping.  She was smart enough to hear the homecoming from bars last night and stick the earplugs in.  I might just have to get a pair of my own, though thus far the excitement is enough to keep me up...  If you can't beat em, join em.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

The Tally!

$32 sold at the Sunset

$25 sold at the Woods

1 Beer bought for yours truly

11 dollars bills spent in support of Portland's finest dancers.... 

Put a Bird on it and Call it Art

We set out to Portland from Seattle at 4pm yesterday, after my forgetting a few really important items, stopping to buy a skateboard for Ryan from a yard sale, and taking I-5 for three exits north before banging a slow and steady U-turn through cobbled streets to merge back onto I-5 heading SOUTH.  Seattle gave us a glorious send-off - both the Sunset Tavern show in Ballard the night before, and the sunset the following day as we made our way out of the city.  Sun-kissed all the way baby.

Last's night adventure was at the Woods venue in SE Portland.  The place was once a funeral home, and much of the decor has been eerily preserved - the tall transistor radio in the back lounge, the peddle keyboard in the bathroom, even the lift where we stashed the instruments before the show (once used for dead bodies and coffins).  I crawled in to stash an amp and the door started swinging shut on me, the last sliver of light slowly shrinking...  Baby Thor, former bass player for the Horde, and talented member at large for Olin and the Moon, rescued me just in time.  Thanks Thor!  I don't want my promising merch career to end so prematurely.

I couldn't help thinking about the new Portlandia series as we made comfortable in our music home for the evening.  Oh man.  Portland is so tongue in cheek and very much conscious of its hipster image.  Birdcages were everywhere in the venue last night, replete with origami birds and dollar bills (tip jar = bird cage here).  The bartender assures me they were birded up far before the show's release and that just makes me all the more pleased with their presence.  That and the fact that as much as Portlanders try to criticize the show, they can't help but identify just the teensiest bit.

O Horizon, Portland-based band, kicked things off.  As Monica, the front woman says, they've got a lot of strings in their group.  There's the stand-up bassist she's known since middle school, the tall percussionist (orange shaker, tambourine, tenor guitar?) lady she harmonizes so well with, Dan the guitar man from Wisconsin via Nashville and LA, and Monica herself.  She's got a nasal twangy voice, an ethereal sound that's getting pretty rounded out with the harmonies of the other three voices.  Check them out here: http://ohorizon.org/.   Their first EP is being recorded now, and I'd wager they'll get some serious attention in the next couple months.

The Horde was on second, and they sounded pretty great in the space.  Ryan's family and friends showed up and the crowd was definitely primed for dancing.  I got to try out my flip video skills and will post some video for you all soon.  David, Aura's boyfriend, got to play horns with the band - what a way to usher in his 30th year.  The Mama/Papa song written by Noble and performed for the SECOND time ever last night was especially memorable.  That and Children 2, written for Ryan's little guys back in Seattle's preschool.  They just all looked SO COOL up there too, like real rock stars or something.  The stage presence is pretty damn amazing, must say.

Olin and the Moon finished it all off.  It was the first time I really got to pay attention to their set.  The lead vocalist Dave sounds reminiscent of Bright Eyes, and the rest of his 5 male members back him up with a southern country rock style.  The Free Bird reference was more aptly applied to this set than most.  Their extreme excitement of escaping WA's rule for no beer on stage really made them quite gregarious.

And I got my first free beer of the trip!  Tyler from Anchorage Alaska struck up a conversation while they were playing and brought me back a PBR tallboy soon after.  Oh Tyler.  If only I were from Portland, and 7 years younger, and not in love with a cutie back in Seattle...

Mike, Ryan's buddy from college, was our host last evening.  He showed us some of Portland's finest establishments after the show, including one delightful steakhouse with the choicest meats, before ushering us all to bed under his roof.  His cat John MEOWkovich woke me up this morning, and Mike plied me further from his couch with offerings of his very own spuds and winter-marinated sweet kale grown on his 1/4 acre urban farm (plus eggs, toast, and oatmeal - whoa!).  Thanks, Mike!  Your 90s hits, your yummy food, your warm and welcoming smile, and your game of hoops and skateboarding expeditions were much appreciated today...

Now onto Eugene!

Friday, March 4, 2011

This is It!

This is it!  Tonight's the night.  My first gig as Merch Girl starts in about 2.5 hours.  The Horde and the Harem commence their West Coast tour this evening, with a kick-off event at the Sunset Tavern in Ballard, Seattle's most NW neighborhood (beat that, Fremont!).  Come on out, you Seattle homies!  You'll get to see the Gold Rush music video premiered, you'll get to hear the new tunes the Horde has been crafting, you'll get to see me (Merch Girl) "womaning" the merch table with all the aplomb and grace of a seasoned groupie.  

I'm sure you all are wondering how I landed such an amazing gig - how I got to go with one of Seattle's awesome bands down the West (best) coast, to cut across to Austin, TX for a two week music tour.   There's time enough for telling all the history behind my good fortune.  Right now, I've got to pack and fuel up for the journey.  Stay tuned.